March 2012
okay
people don’t support the death penalty right which I’m totally on board with not killing people. don’t kill people.
but some of those people kinda turn it around and make actual criminal people who murder people into victims somehow?? So like it’s okay for murderers to kill people because they’re just poor troubled souls lost in the world
no
that’s...
Think of all the brilliant people in the world who haven’t brought a gun into a public place and started firing into crowds of teenagers
there are a lot
like millions
just kinda something to consider
Has anyone else actually seen Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horrors it’s actually a fucking awesome badass killer movie this is me recommending it in total sincerity.
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thefourofclubs:
yossariancaulfield replied to your post: I mean, I totally acknowledge how bad smoking is….
smoking is HOT as hell lung cancer is a scary way to die so i don’t but if i wasn’t scared i totally would
yeah exactly
if it was less deadly or I was less inclined to not die I would definitely smoke
the cancer is the only thing stopping me
fucking cancer
Guys we already had this...
The true very best absolute most ballerin’ Star Wars viewing order ever, BITCHES:
Attack of the Clones
The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Dark Forces
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Wars Holiday Special
Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
Friday
Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II
2001 A Space Odyssey
Return of the Jedi
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
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February 2012
A New Star Wars Suggested Viewing Order →
eyesbiglove-crumbs:
safarizone:
judeisthelaw:
flavorcountry:
roxa:
This whole thing is so fucking brilliant and amazing that I almost cried.
Holy fuck, you guys. Machete Order actually does the impossible: it makes me want to watch the prequels. Or at least two of ‘em.
Holy fucking shit.
It works.
This is fantastic. For the lazy, they suggest you watch IV, V, II, III, VI. I highly...
Wayne Brady arrested
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What Michelle didn’t expect when she made that George Harrison playlist is that all I would do is listen to All Things Must Pass on repeat
over and over and over again
He ain’t gonna e-mail you!
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That 13-minute Andre 3000 Gorillaz James Murphy thing was fuckin fly as hell
that’s it that’s the end of my blogging for today that’ll do
Life is no way to treat Animal
the muppet
no but seriously he needs to be taken down
Wow he’s totally declaring war on this fucking fly
this is gonna be some ride
HOLY SHIT HE FELL HAHAHA L.O.L.
What if he died like that
oh man
Jesse would laugh himself into a coma
Oh he broke the lamp and his shoe’s stuck
good going Heisenberg now you’ve really cocked it up
Those who label books will soon be labeling PEOPLE
wait no that’s not
axereels:
Fandoms
Nerdfighters
same
sappy=sad+happy
checkmate, atheists.
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jj-abrahams replied to your post: What if the whole episode was just Walt trying to…
Wait, did you finish the ENTIRE series so far??? I thought you were only on season 3??
I am on season three episode ten
wait
WAIT DOES THE FLY BECOME A MAJOR ANTAGONIST?
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What if the whole episode was just Walt trying to kill the fly
I could dig it
after forty-seven minutes he’s still fruitlessly swinging at the air in the rubble that was once his lab
the end, fade to black
Executive Producer Vince Gilligan
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Yeah Walt, you get that fly
No no not the button
Oh, now you’ve done it
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mr-president replied to your post: leavingdream replied to your post: surrender the…
I like Tang.
Oh Jim I’m sorry bb I didn’t mean it I barely even remember what Tang tastes like but it’s gotta be better than Hi-C
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leavingdream replied to your post: surrender the tang
get dat nasty ass shit outta here.
Morla I swear to you I know that Tang sucks and I used that image solely as a gag prop
wait do you not follow Alyssa change that now
surrender the wu-tang
surrender the tang
surrender the poontang
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youngstero replied to your post: youngstero replied to your post: OH MY FUCKING GOD…
no i didnt see it but !!! (why is bryan just in the commervial? solely for the gag?)
Yeah I think so.
Okay like the whole idea of the commercial was that Krysten Ritter stars in this new series as someone who’s a notoriously bad roommate and the commercial was interviewing a bunch of her old...
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youngstero replied to your post: OH MY FUCKING GOD IT JUST NOW OCCURRED TO ME IN…
WOAH??????
YEAH DID YOU SEE THAT COMMERCIAL
KRYSTEN RITTER (I JUST NOW LOOKED HER NAME UP) IS STARRING IN A NEW COMEDY SERIES I GUESS AND BRYAN CRANSTON WAS ALSO IN THE COMMERCIAL AND THAT HAPPENED
IT TOOK ME TIL THE SECOND TIME AROUND TO GET IT IT WAS PRETTY COOL
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
IT JUST NOW OCCURRED TO ME
IN THAT COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW ABC COMEDY SERIES THEY’RE ALL COMPLAINING ABOUT THE GIRL WHO PLAYED JANE BECAUSE THE POINT IS THAT SHE’S A BAD ROOM MATE I GUESS
AND THEN BRYAN CRANSTON SAYS
“SHE JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO KILL HER”
AND IN BREAKING BAD WALT KILLS JANE!!!!
I JUST FUCKING GOT THAT WOW WHAT AN AWESOME INSIDE JOKE...
laughinghieroglyphic:
Meryl and Don have been married since 1978 :’)
My grandparents have been married since the forties
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Meryl Streep you son of a bitch
eh it’s whatever awards shows suck anyways and my girl Rooney knows it
I love ya Rooney
I love your name too
I wonder if your parents named you after Mickey
or Andy
Oh god I hope it wasn’t Andy
Anyway love ya babe chin up kisses
Oh my god Zach Galifianakis is right behind Rooney
GO ROONEY
ROO NEY, ROO NEY, ROO NEY, ROO NEY
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signsyoureanerdfighter replied to your post: I knew they would find some way to work in Steve…
Uh you know he also was a founder of Pixar
Yes but that was more a commentary on how hilariously vague of a description “Executive” is
I knew they would find some way to work in Steve Jobs
“Executive”
AKA thanks for being the largest stock holder in Disney
snailkit:
strawbiery:
The “all odd numbers suck rule” is clearly bullshit because here’s the hierarchy of Star Trek Films
Wrath of Khan (even)
Undiscovered Country (even)
Search for Spock (odd)
The Motion Picture (odd)
Voyage Home (even)
Final Frontier (odd)
and then all of the Next Gen movies suck and a whopping half of them are even-numbered and Star Trek 2009 is great and odd...
The “all odd numbers suck rule” is clearly bullshit because here’s the hierarchy of Star Trek Films
Wrath of Khan (even)
Undiscovered Country (even)
Search for Spock (odd)
The Motion Picture (odd)
Voyage Home (even)
Final Frontier (odd)
and then all of the Next Gen movies suck and a whopping half of them are even-numbered and Star Trek 2009 is great and odd numbered...
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theoncomingsagan replied to your post: theoncomingsagan replied to your post:…
it was actually super funny after the asthma i realized jesus wow i laugh so hard that medics are required hmmm
That has to be like the greatest compliment for a comedian to receive!! wow
If you ever meet him you should definitely tell him that